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Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Apocalypse Food - On sale at Costco

Yum! Survival Food.
Add this to your grocery shopping list: Costco online has a year's worth of dehydrated and freeze dried food for the low, low price of $799!

Anyone who is preparing for life after the zombie apocalypse or surviving post 2012 end of the world theories should definitely add this purchase to your to-do list. How awesome is this? Some food items to take with you into the apocalypse include: chocolate milk, tacos (gotta have those), macaroni, pancake mix, and bacon! Not too shabby Costco.

Or, if you're lazy you could use this purchase and knock out your grocery list for an entire year. You could actually save some bucks!!

As long as your basic food group post-apocalypse doesn't turn out like below, you're pretty good:

18 comments:

  1. You are one funny mofo. Gotta have those tacos. :P

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  2. great post

    supporting you
    take care.

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  3. You can never be careful these days. The threat of Zombies, Cthulhu, Wolfmen, Hipsters and other threats are very real must be taken seriously, and so I endorse this convenient package.

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  4. Meat is meat. If hungry enough, I'll hunt humans and eat them in a post apocalyptic world. Honestly, the world is not going to end any time soon. Sucks, huh?

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  5. Greatest deal ever? I think so. Just need to get a safe house then ordering this right away. :)

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  6. good follow up post to yesterday's

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  7. good post, thanks for visiting me <3

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  8. haha it's good for students too

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  9. i really need to buy a zombie game, haven't played anything since RE

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  10. I'll just use my epic minecraft skills to grow wheat underground, and not need to drink ever.

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  11. Love it. Looks like Costco is shooting to become Vaultec in the future!

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  12. Has anyone actually tried any of this food. It could be just... just awful. Even though it is the apocalypse, you do not have to sacrifice taste.

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  13. lol they prolly taste bad but you cant be picky when the shit hits the fans

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  14. Yum, dehydrated food.

    IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY AN ASTRONAUT!

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  15. ya this fits perfect in our take on apocalypses atm,,,,

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  16. You know, that doesn't sound like a bad deal, except for the issue of storage. I don't have a bunker...yet.

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  17. I wonder how long I'll survive during an apocalypse being a vegan. I guess I might have to suck it up, or die with my values!

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  18. costco - your one stop shopping for the zombie apocalypse...wait, do they sell guns / ammo there? <.<

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